Enjoy The Film

Nobody visits to see films here any more.  There are only lunatics left in the asylum.

Security reports a blockage in one of the male cubicles of monumental proportions.  The mess is so bad a pair of underpants are removed.

Security are called to investigate a man talking to himself in the corridor to the screens.  He is stroking a poster advertising a new movie.  Thankfully, he is found to have a bluetooth headset for his phone. Still…

I have to ask some late teenage girls to remove themselves from the Gents toilet where they are talking to a boy.  “Can I talk to him here?” one of them asks me…..”No, you are inside the Gents toilet and blocking the door.” “Can I talk to him here then?” “Why can’t he come out of the Gents and talk to you?” I ask.  ‘Thick as shit’ I hear security mutter behind me.

One person watches the new movie Speed Racer in the screen on their own….